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The Oncoming Storm
Thus far... 
24th-May-2009 03:07 pm

Andy, T and I have been to mid 1900's Cardiff, late 7800's Remora, and are now in early 2300's Calcutta. I've come to the conclusion that the TARDIS has decided that it needs to be wet for a while. I've left it outside, and we're now wandering around the floating parts of the city eating Bad Wolf Burger (just don't ask what's in it). I'll let you know how things progress some hours later.

Edit: We won't be going outside for a while...

Edit: I've tsunami-proofed the segment of city we're in, and am talking others through the process now. Even so, this is likely going to be rough (and finding the TARDIS afterwards is going to be harder). I'll catch you up later.
24th-May-2009 07:35 pm (UTC)
sounds as if you are enjoying your travels

25th-May-2009 04:38 am (UTC)
Somewhat. It would be better if I had been aiming for travel.
25th-May-2009 07:58 am (UTC)
hey, you've got lovely travelling company, are experiencing new food - just remember the name of the burger - and if you let yourself, you could enjoy this
25th-May-2009 07:26 pm (UTC)
25th-May-2009 07:28 pm (UTC)
1) where and when?
2) RUN!
24th-May-2009 07:46 pm (UTC)
OH shit, can you bring me back a unisex jumpsuit? IN SILVER!

They don't have the right clingy material here yet.

I want to explain to my team why a unisex jumpsuit is an AWESOME TEAM UNIFORM idea!
24th-May-2009 08:03 pm (UTC)

Please, no jumpsuits. :o(

Do you realise how hard those things are to take off in the bog?
24th-May-2009 08:16 pm (UTC)
Indeed! It's either strip down completely or have some kind of flap in the rear. Either way, unstylish and disgusting.
24th-May-2009 08:27 pm (UTC)
AGREED. Worse than a Danskin over tights, those are.
24th-May-2009 08:22 pm (UTC)
In the future you just pee straight through them, Gwen.
24th-May-2009 08:29 pm (UTC)
I know you were hard up for moisture on Boe, but...what did you do, stand over an irrigation ditch?
24th-May-2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
In the future there are pee ditches everywhere. You get used to it. Very convenient. No handwashing required!
24th-May-2009 08:52 pm (UTC)
That's just gross. Not to mention... solids. Ew!
24th-May-2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
The implant takes care of solids, Martha!
25th-May-2009 04:58 am (UTC)
There's an implant which liquifies the solids.
25th-May-2009 01:07 pm (UTC)
25th-May-2009 07:27 pm (UTC)
It's not very comfortable either.
24th-May-2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
Maybe she needs a good scrubbing! all that sand can't have been good for her insides. I know when I get sand in my shoe I can't think about anything else until I've cleaned it out.
24th-May-2009 09:05 pm (UTC)
Yeah and we all have to hear it.

"There's sand. Sand in my shoe. Sand."

It's like fucking Rain Man until we stop to let you dump it out!
24th-May-2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
It's irritating and hard to run in sandy shoes!
24th-May-2009 10:45 pm (UTC)
Time for Wapner!

Hey, how many straws did I just drop?

Oh, the Rain Man jabs never get old, I.
25th-May-2009 02:49 am (UTC)
It's like fucking Rain Man

only not as wet...
25th-May-2009 02:53 am (UTC)
25th-May-2009 05:09 am (UTC)
I've got nanobots for that! And it's not like the water's getting in. At least, it shouldn't be.
25th-May-2009 03:49 pm (UTC)
Have you checked your nanobots recently? Maybe they're on holiday!
25th-May-2009 07:31 pm (UTC)
No, I actually haven't checked them. I think I'm starting to get an actual to-do list:
1) Figure out what the new bidet is up to
2) Where is this room I supposedly don't know about?
3) Pick up a wedding gift
4) Check out the nanobots
25th-May-2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
It's good to have lists! It keeps things tidy. I can see how a time-traveller's to-do list might be a bit complex though. You probably need a Have Done list too, or Will Have Done, just to keep things sorted.
25th-May-2009 07:39 pm (UTC)
I like my to-do list! My other lists are a bit daunting.
25th-May-2009 02:48 am (UTC)
A Bad Wolf Burger is a scary entree.

I'm not sure why it's named after a bay in Norway but since it's an alternative Norway I suppose I'll never know.

The TARDIS seems to be looking for something. There has to be a pattern to her itinerary. I'm determined to figure it out.
25th-May-2009 05:15 am (UTC)
Better that than the Bad Wolf Weiner. Really, why would you eat that?

I wish you would. I wish I would! I wish this storm would end!
25th-May-2009 06:59 am (UTC)
Well at least it looks more pleasant than Cardiff. No doubt it certainly provides a much better diversion.

One wonders what the TARDIS is looking for, if she is looking for something. Do let me know if you end up in Egypt.
25th-May-2009 07:32 pm (UTC)
I certainly will!
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