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Being back in Cardiff 
8th-Jun-2009 08:44 pm

...Is really, really strange. For one thing, it almost feels like I'm back somewhere, which in addition to being strange is a bit frightening. I don't do domestic. It makes me break out in hives. For another, we never did pinpoint who was stealing Rift energy.

I'm going out for a walk. Don't mind me.

9th-Jun-2009 12:55 am (UTC)
Take a walking-tour-of-Cardiff map with you! No charge for benevolent aliens.

Whenever it says "photo opportunity", it really means "may be eaten by Weevil" btw.
9th-Jun-2009 12:59 am (UTC)
Don't mind if I do. Anything else I should keep an eye out for?
9th-Jun-2009 01:02 am (UTC)
Trigger-happy puppy-parents who don't let their dogs out without an armed guard? (Or at least full alien armor.)
9th-Jun-2009 01:15 am (UTC)
Well, neither of them have shot me yet.
9th-Jun-2009 01:55 am (UTC)
I did boot your TARDIS.

That being said, you haven't menaced or molested Max, so you're safe.
9th-Jun-2009 01:58 am (UTC)
I would never menance Max-Theresa!

Who's a floppy puppy? Is it Max-Theresa? Oh yes it is!
9th-Jun-2009 02:00 am (UTC)
He's very hard to menace. I think it's part of his evil scheme.

Tell him to high-five you. GO ON.
9th-Jun-2009 02:07 am (UTC)
Well, naturally. Why would you want to be menaced while taking over the world?

High five! Oh, who's adorable?
9th-Jun-2009 02:35 am (UTC)
Doctor, better check yourself for signs of hives. Max Theresa brings out the domestic in everyone.
9th-Jun-2009 02:47 am (UTC)
Yeah, I can feel the itching between my shoulder blades starting already.
9th-Jun-2009 03:59 pm (UTC)

Do I still feel "wrong"?

I probably do.

I'll wear two jumpers under my coat today, Doctor. That should insulate my "wrong" waves.
9th-Jun-2009 01:03 am (UTC)
Uh. To get embroiled in, or run away from?

It's only you're a self-propelled trouble magnet as it is. I worry if I tell you about the dangerous bits you'll go there.
9th-Jun-2009 01:13 am (UTC)
*nods yes*
9th-Jun-2009 01:19 am (UTC)
Basically, yes. That would depend upon what sort of trouble it was.
9th-Jun-2009 02:01 am (UTC)
I'm not going near that one. Jack will be so cross if you get into trouble that Torchwood should be getting into!


Try the University. We don't go near there. Students, you know.
9th-Jun-2009 02:06 am (UTC)
Thank you! I'll do that, then.
9th-Jun-2009 01:06 am (UTC)
Don't drink water from the Bay.
9th-Jun-2009 01:13 am (UTC)
I'm certainly not planning on it.
9th-Jun-2009 01:12 am (UTC)
I'll come get you when it all goes pear-shaped, Doc. Ring the usual number, I'm sneaking next to T to sleep now but I'll take my mobile.

If you get caught, say you're from The North, not London. Better chance of being offered a pint rather than a fight that way, man.
9th-Jun-2009 01:19 am (UTC)
Of course. I'm not even lying then, if I just keep it to North.
9th-Jun-2009 01:28 am (UTC)
Don't ask about a) work b) politics, there's just been a major election result c)mobile phones, too expensive for most people.

Do ask about a)best pint here b)quickest way to the mountains for a daytrip... that'll get any sort of converation started. With blokes aged 12 to 95 that is.

I'm still puzzling out what makes Welsh women tick, can't help you there man.
9th-Jun-2009 02:21 am (UTC)
I find the promise of a good adventure works well with women of all species and ethnicities.
9th-Jun-2009 01:17 am (UTC)
It's not Ianto stealing energy this time.

That was technically from the bloody fail-y Blaidd Drwg nuclear plant back then, but still.
9th-Jun-2009 01:21 am (UTC)
I didn't really think it was- this sort of technology is beyond humans, no offense.
9th-Jun-2009 01:29 am (UTC)
None taken! I embrace my humanity!
9th-Jun-2009 01:54 am (UTC)
Jack loves it when you do that.

You, uh. You know. Bounce.
9th-Jun-2009 02:20 am (UTC)
Oh, I'm very enthusiastic. Peppy about people. I'm a fan of Man.

Bounce? What? Okay.

9th-Jun-2009 04:00 pm (UTC)
Yeah. Okay.
9th-Jun-2009 04:10 pm (UTC)
That's sexual harassment, sir.
9th-Jun-2009 04:12 pm (UTC)
It's not! I never touched your tits while you were awake!
9th-Jun-2009 04:34 pm (UTC)
And people wonder why the blanket burrito has caught on in the Hub. AND OUTSIDE THE HUB.


It's not appropriate workplace behaviour to stroke us while we're napping, Jack.

Because we're not awake to enjoy it.
9th-Jun-2009 01:33 am (UTC)
Doc, there's that thing you do in conversation we talked about the other day..

9th-Jun-2009 01:53 am (UTC)
What thing?
9th-Jun-2009 03:08 am (UTC)
It's good you have Andy watching your back because, as you may recall, I can't leave the TARDIS. Not that there's any compelling reason for me to leave the TARDIS. She's lovely and I doubt I'll ever get tired of her. But if you need emergency extraction, anywhere else I could do that. Here, not so much. And Jack's vortex manipulator is the old model, even if it hadn't been partly disabled by...someone else.
9th-Jun-2009 04:11 pm (UTC)

She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid.

I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
9th-Jun-2009 04:42 pm (UTC)
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!
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